Victoria says : “I’m really no good with jokes - I can never remember the punch line. You can seriously irritate friends if you get right through a story and then mess up the ending! This one I  remember because my brother and I were so shocked to hear it from my Grandmother….A group of Old Age Pensioners were on a days outing to the seaside and travelling by coach. The Driver was pleased when one of the Old Ladies offered him a handful of nuts and he thanked her. Fifteen minutes later the same old dear brought him another handful of nuts - When, about fifteen minutes later, she again appeared with more nuts he gestured to all the others on the coach and said ‘I really appreciate your generosity but wouldn’t some of the others like them..?”
To which the Old Lady replied;
‘Oh no dear - none of us have got any teeth - we just like sucking the chocolate off’.
Perhaps not to everyone’s taste?

David says : “After battle a general notices one of his men behaving very strangely. The soldier is constantly picking up pieces of paper looking at them, frowning, then throwing them away and shouting” that’s not it”. His behaviour is so repetitive that the general decides to have the chap examined.
A military psychiatrist concludes that the soldier is mentally deranged and unfit for duty. The Doctor writes out his discharge paper from the army and hands it to the soldier - who picks it up looks at it and smiling broadly shouts “This is it’!
This one was apparently voted most popular in Germany.

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